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Breaking: Antony Blinken CANCELED…

Imperial Minister of State Antony “Blinky” Blinken is taking heavy fire from the House Foreign Affairs Committee, on Friday. As a big, beautiful Chinese “spy” balloon sails up, up and away over sensitive American airspace. Blinky canceled his planned visit to Beijing until someone can think of something for him to say about it. Meanwhile, the Chinese swear up and down it’s only a weather balloon that got away from them. Once the jet stream took it, there was nothing to be done except wait for it to come back down, someday, somewhere.

Blinken baffled by balloon

Fox News is reporting on February 3 that “top lawmakers” on the House Foreign Affairs Committee are demanding that Blinky Blinken “confront Chinese President Xi Jinping during their upcoming meeting in China.

Not about Taiwan or human rights abuses. He needs to get tough “about the Chinese spy balloon that was discovered flying in U.S. airspace over Montana.

California Republican Young Kim, the new subcommittee on the Indo-Pacific chair, tweeted out that “the existence of the balloon in U.S. airspace is ‘unacceptable.’

She also insisted that Blinken “must raise this during your visit to China this weekend.” When he gets back she wants a “full briefing.

The way Michael McCaul, who heads the Foreign Affairs panel sees it, the balloon is a perfect symbol of China’s “growing military aggression.” The Pentagon is finally waking up to the fact they’re too woke to fight the communists.

This is a brazen violation of U.S. airspace and Americans’ privacy – and yet another example of China’s growing military aggression.” Blinken needs to act like he has a spine. When Blinky finally makes it to Asia, he needs to convince the Pooh Bear “that their military adventurism will no longer be tolerated.” As he told the Taliban.

He would have, they claim

It’s a moot point because Blinky called the whole trip off. If he had gone, Blinken would have given Xi a piece of his mind.

According to Palace National Security Coordinator for Propaganda, John Kirby, “Blinken would discuss the Russia-Ukraine war with Chinese officials and participate in a meeting with President Xi during a trip to China Feb. 5 and 6.” Then, they canceled it.

The Ministry of State isn’t returning phone calls from Fox. They were wondering if “Blinken still plans to travel to China and meet with President Xi or whether the spy balloon would be brought up as a topic of discussion.” They couldn’t even get a “no comment” response.

Senator Tom Cotton agrees with Blinky’s decision. He tweeted that Blinken should cancel the trip over the balloon issue. He went further than that, reminding the palace that Joe Biden should but out in front of the cameras.

Joe Biden needs to go out in public and “answer why he has not secured U.S. airspace.” The government didn’t want the liability of shooting it down. Even floating over the open grasslands of Montana, it could come down on an endangered squirrel or something. China isn’t avoiding the issue one bit. They think Blinken is just afraid to make the trip. They’re “looking into reports that a suspected Chinese spy balloon was discovered flying in U.S. airspace over Montana.” Sure, why not? It’s really no big deal.

China is a responsible country and has always strictly abided by international laws, and China has no intention to violate the territory and airspace of any sovereign countries,” Mao Ning assured. It was a weather balloon and an accident, what are you supposed to do? It’s not like Uncle Sam is out sunbathing naked in the national back yard. Even if he was, the balloon is easy enough to track he can grab a towel. Official reports say we covered up the sensitive nuclear secret type junk in plenty of time, since it stuck out like a sore thumb on radar the whole time.

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