Nancy Pelosi has been laying low in her palatial San Francisco Mansion, trying to avoid zombies with assault hammers roaming the streets in packs, looking for drugs and a place to pass out for a while. She broke radio silence to come out with an absolutely glowing endorsement of why Joe Biden should be elected president.
Nancy Pelosi loves Joe
Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is talking about Joe Biden like they just dosed on ecstasy together. She came out of hiding to praise “Joe Biden as a beacon of unity.”
The fact he’s older than dirt, demented and just fell asleep in the middle of a meeting with Israel’s president Isaac Herzog doesn’t matter to her one bit. There’s no better person in the country to carry around the nuclear launch codes, she insists.
She was all hyped up about “unity” and “optimism” when she sloshed her way into the MSNBC studio for an interview. “We couldn’t be better served in that regard,” Pelosi insists, than by Joe Biden.
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What better way to show unity than by having your front running opponent thrown in jail for 400 years. Joe Biden, Nancy insists, “is a person who respects other points of view.” As long as they mirror his own.
She actually meant it when she dared to describe Joe Biden as “a person who has a vision about our country that is consistent with the vision of our Founders.” Pelosi must have been into the edibles and was having hallucinatory visions of her own.
He’s not a “man” because there is no such thing anymore, some question whether he’s even a “person.” He may be one of those shape shifting reptilians. There is nothing that he has in common with our Founding Fathers who crafted the Constitution. Joe Biden would prefer to use that old dusty document for toilet paper.
Keep our freedom intact
Joe Biden is just the person to keep our freedom intact by censoring anyone conservative on social media, Nancy Pelosi assured MSNBC viewers. Anything which does not match the official narrative will be instantly flagged and the offender charged with “insurrection.”
That’s because Joe “respects the sacrifices of our men and women in uniform” at the FBI and IRS to “keep the freedom” of Hunter Biden, Joe Biden and several members of the Biden family. Not to mention Hillary Clinton and a whole host of others who benefited from the fact Merrick Garland is really the one running this country.
Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi gushes, absolutely loves children. He “honors the aspirations of our children” by sniffing and fondling them every chance he gets. Would you like some ice cream? He asks. Despite the fact he’s been known to get lost on the White House lawn, Nancy can’t thing of anyone more qualified to serve as national administrator and commander-in-chief.
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He owes Xi Jinping about 10 million favors which makes him “someone who knows the issues, he is strategic in how to get things done. From the heart he is the most empathetic, unifying person we could have.” He’ll have Taiwan unified with the Chinese mainland in no time.
The thing that really had Pelosi leaving stains on her seat cushion over was his plan to spend our way out of bankruptcy. Nancy is orgasmically “excited about the reelection of the president.” She doesn’t realize she just endorsed Trump with that statement, since he’s the “rightful” president now.
She “then went out of her way to praise Bidenomics, the president’s economic record,” which she claims is focused on the “very kitchen table issues” of “America’s working families.” American working families are indeed concerned about how they’re going to keep food on that kitchen table when Joe’s inflation rate keeps doubling the price every time they go to the store.
