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A Torn House Floor at 2am Sparks Near Altercation Between Reps

By two in the morning, tempers were frayed enough for battling lawmakers scuffle like schoolboys on the floor of the House. Andy Harris and Colin Allred had to be separated before they came to blows.

Physical wrangling on the House floor

Nobody in Congress had a good day on Wednesday. As deplorable patriots peacefully surrounded the building to remind each and every Senator and Lawmaker of their responsibilities under the Constitution, a lawless group of barbarian anarchists, posing as supporters of President Donald Trump, made their way into the Capitol.

Everyone was locked down securely while security battled the intruders. At one point, the invaders were scrolling through the computer on the desk of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

After they got the all clear, everyone went back to work, determined to endorse Joe Biden and get it over with, whether he won legally or not.

By 2:00 a.m., House members were at each others throats wrangling over tossing out the electoral votes from states where the fraud was reportedly rampant. One side kept presenting evidence and the other side kept refusing to see it.

Representative Andy Harris a Republican member of the House from Maryland took exception to the arguments presented by Texas Democrat Colin Allred.

Nobody will tell the press exactly what set the two men off, but “the pair had to be separated by a Capitol staffer.”

Working long after midnight

It’s unusual for lawmakers to work after midnight but not unheard of. They aren’t used to rioters storming the chambers of both the House and Senate though. Congress members were forced to “barricade themselves for safety until the building could be secured.” There is lots of speculation that Antifa-associated radicals were the invaders but the fact checkers are pushing back.

They ignore the fact that few deplorables have hammer and sickle tattoos. Other reports indicate that at least one of the barbarians, the one with the horns, is a follower of “Q,” rumored to be the group which tracks and “grooms” extremists to carry attacks out on “cue” so they can be busted at just the right time for maximum effect and publicity.

While nobody is saying much about the scuffle on the House floor, word around the press water cooler is that the “dispute may have been sparked by Pennsylvania Democratic Rep. Conor Lamb’s description of the Wednesday rioting.”

As the press reporter for Mediaite relates, Lamb declared, “it didn’t materialize out of nowhere. It was inspired by lies. The same lies that you’re hearing in this room tonight.”

The House member went on to exclaim, “the truth hurts!” That’s a hot button word right there. Republicans and Democrats both want the “TRUTH” but they disagree on what that truth is.

Several of their colleagues were noting that if the two men had decided to really dust it up, it would be a match worth watching. Harris is “a 63-year-old U.S. Navy veteran who served in Operation Desert Storm,” while in the other corner, Allred is a 37-year-old former college and NFL football player.

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