The latest numbers on the invasion are in and it doesn’t make the Imperial Palace look any better than before. Apparently the little jaunt Kamala Harris took to the equator only encouraged more mass migration northward.
Record numbers of invaders
On Friday the Ministry of Customs and Border Protection proudly announced that Imperial Leader Joe Biden has officially welcomed his millionth illegal alien into the country since usurping office. CBP has been handing out record numbers of “welcome to America” starter packs with each month’s new figures higher than the last.
Year to date, border agents caught and released “1,119,204 people at the border.” That’s a higher “total of arrests” for a partial year than “any full-year total since at least 2005.” Even Democrats are starting to miss Donald Trump.
In June, the latest numbers show, agents encountered “188,829 people attempting to cross the U.S. southern border.” Some were simply turned back to sneak in elsewhere down the canyon but most were hauled away to the detention center where they could get cleaned up, re-hydrated, and dropped off at a nearby Greyhound stop.
The nanny and gardener shortage of the Trump era has turned into a surplus of cheap and un-taxable labor. Of course, probably more than a few Iranian terrorists probably sneaked in along with the Central Americans but that’s no big deal. C’mon man, Joe Biden scolds, even terrorists need to live somewhere.
Everybody knew exactly what would happen when His Wisdom waved his ball-point scepter and canceled the Trump security measures designed to stop illegal border jumping. This is the New World Order, Biden insists. Borders are a thing of the past.
We’re all one big happy global government now. Actually requiring immigrants to stay on the other side of the line until we were ready for them was an outrage. Ever since the day he took office, the numbers have been going up like one of those “hockey-stick” temperature graphs Al Gore carries around.
NEW: Getting a bit hectic here in Del Rio. Massive group of 300+ migrants wants to be let into the US. Some migrant families being let through, but adult men try to force their way through the gate. BP and troopers have to yell at them to get back. @FoxNews pic.twitter.com/7E4KIHmNVs
— Bill Melugin (@BillFOXLA) July 19, 2021
The very next day
Putting a stop to the infamous border security wall left inviting gaps for anyone who wants to walk in the back door, raid the fridge and see what’s on the television. By June, even the president of Guatemala was blaming the northern mass migration numbers “directly” on Biden’s policies.
“The message changed to ‘we’re going to reunite families and we’re going to reunite children.’ The very next day the coyotes were here organizing groups of children to take them to the United States,” Alejandro Giammattei declares.
All those kids and any adult who dares to make the crossing are learning deadly lessons about the desert. They’re learning that desert means there isn’t any water. It also means there isn’t any shade. Nothing between you and the horizon in any direction is taller than your knee.
“We are in the hottest part of the summer.” That means record numbers “of distress calls to CBP from migrants abandoned in treacherous terrain by smugglers with no regard for human life.”
“Although CBP does everything it can to locate and rescue individuals who are lost or distressed, the bottom line is this: the terrain along the border is extreme, the summer heat is severe, and the miles of desert migrants must hike after crossing the border in many areas are unforgiving.”
Our alleged Homeland Security Secretary, Alejandro Mayorkas, sticks his head in the sand and ignores the numbers.
