Psaki

Psaki Says THIS, Then Joe Does THIS

Palace Press Minister Jen Psaki isn’t happy with her boss. While she was in front of the network TV cameras telling everyone how swamped His Wisdom was with meetings, he was caught on other cameras wandering through shops and lazily licking on an ice cream cone. His handlers told him to go fly a kite.

Psaki a professional

Jen Psaki and all the other propaganda writers in the Imperial Palace, who deal with network media reporters, are professionals. Professional liars.

That’s why the Imperial Propaganda Ministry won’t be phased by the apparent contradiction. That doesn’t mean she’s ready to forgive Joe Biden for making her work even harder.

What this really means is that our puppet of a so called president can help the most by staying out of everyone’s way.

Reporters were anxious for updates from the top about the Canadian trucker protest, Russia’s pending invasion of Ukraine, Hunter Biden’s financial ties to China and other pressing matters. Ms. Psaki nearly had everyone convinced that Biden “was spending the day in policy meetings.” She gave details.

First, Psaki ticked off, is a “PDB meeting,” and then there’s some “remarks review,” doing “internal meetings and discussions.” Nearly at the same time she was speaking, “the President was spotted shopping and going for ice cream.” “Liars!” Americans scream at the TV screen. “You’re all a bunch of freaking liars!” Of course, they’re quick to respond. It’s all about the optics. They prefer to call it “public relations,” though.

She’ll be back in front of the cameras just as soon as the spin doctors fill her “script.” The one they load into the teleprompter. She’ll probably get an Emmy nomination for the delivery speech. “Joe needed some brain food after burning up all those brain cells hammering out the proper response to Vladimir Putin,” they’ll soon suggest.

One crisis after another

Even the liberal network reporters are hounding Psaki for details on rising Ukraine tensions, and the immigration crisis at our southern border.

Also worrying Americans are the vaccine mandate supply chain crisis at our northern border, “the ongoing pandemic, economic issues, poor approval ratings, skyrocketing crime, and even the ‘health crisis’ of systemic racism.” Joe really liked the Kamala Harris mug at Honey Made.

Obviously, the most pressing thing on Joe Biden’s agenda for the day was “getting a waffle cone with at least two scoops of ice cream.” Psaki didn’t tell reporters that.

He even put the store staff and customers at risk of contracting Covid when he “pulled down his face mask to make his order.” He had to have help from an aide to pay for it, “as he fumbled with his wallet.”

Oblivious to Jen Psaki and the way she was detailing Joe’s fictitious schedule to the press, the twitterati were following him around and reporting his real activities. The Post Millennial noted, amid “multiple crises, Biden goes for ice cream.”

Tommy Pigott pointed out, “No time to fix his border crisis but time enough for shopping and ice cream.” Jack Posobiec nailed the classic comment. “Something serious must be going on in the White House. They sent the old man out so the real leaders could get some work done.”

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